“And it came to pass that in the hour of defeat Aragorn came up from the sea and unfurled the standard of Arwen in the battle of the fields of Pelennor, and in that day he was first hailed as king. And at last when all was done he entered into the inheritance of his fathers and received the crown of Gondor and the Sceptre of Arnor; and at midsummer in the year of the Fall of Sauron he took the hand of Arwen Undomiel, and they were wedded in the city of the kings.”
“our son made it through the war to come of age, let’s fucken party! rsvp only if you’re a little bitch who’s NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on”
every time someone disparagingly calls vns powerpoints, I get one step closer to posting “fpses aren’t really games, you’re literally just mousing over and clicking on the enemies” and walking straight into hell
Don’t remember who this was but my favorite description of FPSes was “a point and click adventure where the only puzzle is use gun on man”