What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(via finish-the-game)

  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

hiddlestonhug:

everyonesahero:

this show is fucking incredible

Excellent.

(via finish-the-game)

matthulksmash:

pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein

(via finish-the-game)

rumregrets:

wasteland-observer:

basedgodniall:

WAS IT WORTH IT

I am breakfast 

DYING. THIS MAN IS LIVING THE DREAM

(via pepper-01)

karkateverdeen:

achievement-hunter:

snarkeet:

pinkprisoner:

megallica:

I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.

look how proud he is of his sexy bf

I didn’t know Akinator was gay.


well this is awkward

#akinator you little shit

karkateverdeen:

achievement-hunter:

snarkeet:

pinkprisoner:

megallica:

I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.

look how proud he is of his sexy bf

I didn’t know Akinator was gay.

well this is awkward

#akinator you little shit

(via pepper-01)

shojo:

kittenesque:

jay-song:

dampho:

bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha

i understand how you feel and i want you to know something

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i hope you feel better~

I’m not crying, there are just tiny rain clouds in my eyes.

brb there’s a tree in my eye.

(via finish-the-game)

In which Tony visits Loki in prison and the God of Mischief continues to be a little shit.

(via frost-iron)